Photoshop does not work like a dressing room
Client: My fiancé and I are unhappy with the engagement photos you sent us.
Me: What’s wrong with them?
Client: We’re wearing sweat pants in them!
Me: But that’s what you wore to the shoot. I asked you on the day if you wanted to change into something more appropriate and you said no.
Client: Well, I didn’t know you were going to leave them in the actual photos. You’re a professional photographer - you’re supposed to Photoshop better clothing onto us or whatever.
Me: That’s not really what I do, nor is it really how Photoshop works…
Client: Don’t lie to me! I’ve seen what Photoshop can do in magazines and stuff like that. It’s not my fault you don’t know how to do your job properly!